Karl the Salmon
- DOB- 10/18/1969
- I am applying for a theoretical physics job .
- [email protected]
- 903-932-3269
- Habitat- Mississippi River
- Job- cleans between the rocks
- 11 pounds and 32 inches
- Preferences- Mississippi University
- Skills- eating zooplankton
- My degrees – theoretical physics, physiology, and custodial arts
- college- Baylor
- food- zooplankton
- predators- sharks, bears
- Qualifications- I worked in a river for the first four years of my life and then moved to the ocean .
- You will not have to have a plan for my migrating because I will not come back.